- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

whats white and sticky glue

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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