- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

A fat guy!

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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