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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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