- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

lewis=cardiac

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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