- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What happened to my sunglasses?

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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