Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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one morning i turned on my tv

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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