- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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