knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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I'm rick james bitch

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