- Anti Joke

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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