- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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