- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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