- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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