In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Abortion.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

woman's rights

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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