- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

tea with milk?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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