A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Massie is a fatass

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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