Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

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