A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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