- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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