- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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