- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's long and black The unemployment line

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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