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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What comes after Friday? A ?.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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