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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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