Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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