- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

batman has diarrhea

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Your girlfriend.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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