How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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