Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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