What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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