what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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