- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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