- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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