- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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