- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Women's Rights

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

a black guy walks into a black bar

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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