- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

A fish swims up your penis...

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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