- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

You were born.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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