- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Wolfjob.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

flavin's head

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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