a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

batman farted so hes retarded

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

12 niqqa 12.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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