- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Roses are flowers.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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