So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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