- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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