- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Roses are red, yup.

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