What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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