- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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