- Anti Joke

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.