- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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