- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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