- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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