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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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