Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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