What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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