- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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