How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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