Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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