What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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