- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

A man walked into a bar owch

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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