A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What's half of 8? o

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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