- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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