- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

A gay man watches football.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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