How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

WNBA

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

You should read the Terms of Service.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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