What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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