- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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