- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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