- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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