A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Get up Look in the mirror

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

im @ work, LOL.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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