- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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