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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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