How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Your sex life.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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