Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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John Cena

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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