- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.