what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What's 9+10? 19.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

guess what>? your mum lol

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Male leadership.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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