- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

I hate long jokes -_-

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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