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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Camerons hair is Curly..

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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