- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

I was watching Fox news.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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