- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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