Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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