- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Phew... it's gone.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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