What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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