- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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