knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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