A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the WNBA

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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I am very humble.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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