- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

roses are red violets are blue

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!