Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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