- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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