- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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