what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Albino African Americans

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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hi anti joke

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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