- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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