- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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