why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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I don't get it

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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