- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Male leadership.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

guess what>? your mum lol

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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