- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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